There is nothing useful on this web site.
Even though the internet is the source of all truth, the only truth here is that everything else is a lie.
We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely.
All art is quite useless.- Oscar Wilde
For our second Question Period soundboard installment, we bring you the dramatic and psycho-therapeutic stylings of Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and Dr. Phil.
Our QP grand master, John Baird, recites a few of my Jack Nicholson favorites.
Tony Clement, our minister for mathematically challenged statisticians (snort) does a few Al Pacino lines.
And how about Bev Oda everyone? You may NOT remember her in this past season's classic I do NOT remember who…
Just click on the box (or the motivational picture included) and the soundclip will play.
CPC members, practise these responses for Question Period, or the campaign trail, or when you are dealing with those pesky reporters.
Remember, it's not what you say. it's how you say it. Over and over again.
