In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs spray paint the vegetables
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
stock car flamin' with a loser in the cruise control
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain about
a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with some mace in the dark
savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo, cut it
Soy un perdedor,
I'm a loser baby,
so why don't you kill me?
Double-barrel buckshot
[chorus]
Soy un perdedor,
I'm a loser baby,
so why don't you kill me?
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
one's on a pole, shove the other in a bag
with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
the daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
a slab o' turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
and my time is a piece of wax
fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters
[chorus again (try and remember)]
Soy un perdedor,
I'm a loser baby,
so why don't you kill me?
Get crazy with the cheeze whiz
[chorus]
Drive-by body pierce
[drums lead in]
Yo, bring it on down
soooooooyy.... (now sing the chorus backwards…)
[more instruments now - dig it]
I'm a driver, I'm a winner.
Things are gonna change, I can feel it.
[chorus]
I can't believe you
[chorus]
nnuhhhh…
[chorus]
Sprechen sie Deutche baby?
[chorus]
Know what I'm sayin'?
